I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

I start with a wait how do you know my- before I look down at the tag on the end of the lanyard-shaped corporate noose I wore around my neck, or at least this is what I say when I try to be funny and witty and anarchistic, because those are cool things to be. I rather like the blue of my lanyard. The picture on the tag is blank-faced and mildly stunned, like a deer caught in the headlights of a steady eight-hour-a-day five-day-a-week corporate job with moderate at best career advancement opportunities. Or, in other words, the most blindingly average average you could imagine.

iheartchaos:

Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh does a Star Wars read-through with Winnie the Pooh as Darth Vader

There are lots of great voice actors here, but Pooh as Vader is the absolute best, especially if you listen without watching.

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons but most commonly because the band’s public address system contravenes many local strategic arms limitations treaties. This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hyper-mathematics, and their chief research accountant has recently been appointed professor of neo-mathematics for both his general and special theories of Disaster Area tax returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.

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